The following article contains material that some people may find offensive. Please only follow the link if you don’t mind a little bit of 8-bit adult entertainment.
You have been warned.
The following article was taken from transistorized.org
In my early teens, access to hardcore porn was a rarity. There was a Joy of Sex on the top shelf which I used to “borrow”, and Cosmopolitan ensured my life would follow its usual route as a sitcom character. Unfortunately, I did spend time writing a BBC BASIC program which would ask for my name, and then provide random dirty responses to my one-handed tapping. This is quite possibly the saddest thing anybody has ever done ever, and I certainly won’t be digging it out of the box of discs upstairs any time soon.
You can read the complete article (and see some screenshots) at “Yeah, but what pixels (NSFW)“